Never gets old!
When a girl gets really pissed at you, NEVER! .......... UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES..... EVER! say "jeez are you on your period or something" cause if she is .... boy, you dead.
A kid gave his teacher a blank piece of paper.
Teacher: What is this?
Kid: It's a drawing of a cow eating grass.
Teacher: (looked at the paper) Where's the grass?
Kid: The cow ate all of it.
...Teacher: (looked at the paper again)Then, where's the cow?
Kid: It left because there was no more grass.
Guyfriends are the bomb. They're hilarious, cool, fun to hang out with, no awkwardness.......until you start to like one of them
Teacher: What is this?
Kid: It's a drawing of a cow eating grass.
Teacher: (looked at the paper) Where's the grass?
Kid: The cow ate all of it.
...Teacher: (looked at the paper again)Then, where's the cow?
Kid: It left because there was no more grass.
Guyfriends are the bomb. They're hilarious, cool, fun to hang out with, no awkwardness.......until you start to like one of them
Girl: "Describe a hot girl."
Boy: "Blonde hair, huge boobs,brown eyes."
Girl: "Then i guess I'm not a hot girl."
Boy: "You never said to describe a perfect girl."
Delete from Facebook: Done ✔
Delete from Msn: Done ✔
Delete from cell phone: Done ✔
Delete from the Heart:Error ✖
A chat between an EX couples.
14th Febuary:
Girl: Happy Valentines Day!
Boy: Um... yeah :)
-Girl passes him a big box of chocolates-
-Boy passes her a tiny box, to which she looks dissapointed-
Boy: Now, before you open this, I want you to know something... I don't want to be your boyfriend anymore...
Girl: (Shocked) -Opens box- *Gasp*
Boy: Because I want to be your husband.
Me: brb im feeding my--
Friend: let me guess, feeding your unicorn???
Me: pfft, no, im feeding my dogs, unicorns dont exist...(5 minutes later) *patting unicorn* "its ok buttercup, he didnt find out about u, your safe for now...
A husband and wife were setting up a password for their new computer. The husband put 'mypenis' and the wife fell on the floor lauging because it said "Error, not long enough"
Boy: "Blonde hair, huge boobs,brown eyes."
Girl: "Then i guess I'm not a hot girl."
Boy: "You never said to describe a perfect girl."
Delete from Facebook: Done ✔
Delete from Msn: Done ✔
Delete from cell phone: Done ✔
Delete from the Heart:Error ✖
A chat between an EX couples.
14th Febuary:
Girl: Happy Valentines Day!
Boy: Um... yeah :)
-Girl passes him a big box of chocolates-
-Boy passes her a tiny box, to which she looks dissapointed-
Boy: Now, before you open this, I want you to know something... I don't want to be your boyfriend anymore...
Girl: (Shocked) -Opens box- *Gasp*
Boy: Because I want to be your husband.
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Your car is Japanese. Your Vodka is Russian. Your pizza is Italian. Your kebab is Turkish. Your democracy is Greek. Your coffee is Brazilian. Your movies are American. Your Beers are German. Your shirt is Indian. Your oil is Saudi Arabian. Your electronics are Chinese. Your numbers -Arabic, your letters -Latin. And you complain that your neighbor is an immigrant? Pull yourself together! like if you're against racism.
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Me: brb im feeding my--
Friend: let me guess, feeding your unicorn???
Me: pfft, no, im feeding my dogs, unicorns dont exist...(5 minutes later) *patting unicorn* "its ok buttercup, he didnt find out about u, your safe for now...
A husband and wife were setting up a password for their new computer. The husband put 'mypenis' and the wife fell on the floor lauging because it said "Error, not long enough"
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